i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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