i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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