she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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