What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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