4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
3pm strippers are depressing
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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