she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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