I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
