Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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