none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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