Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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