"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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