i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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