yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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