yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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