Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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