Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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