Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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