sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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