the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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