Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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