When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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