Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He has the fingertips of a God
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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