Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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