I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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