is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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