Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
it's great music for shaving your balls
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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