She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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