question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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