I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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