Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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