S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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