Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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