He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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