it was like his penis was on wheels.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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