Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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