I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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