umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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