i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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