The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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