Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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