This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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