I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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