There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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