I hate all girls vehemently.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
And then he peed in my hair
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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