her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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