after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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