If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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