Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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