Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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