wrigley field is MILF paradise
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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