He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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