i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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